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<?php
    $HITS
= array(
        
"big purple dinosaur", //barney
        
"teenage russian lesbians", //tatu
        
"young british rock band", //beatles
        
"animated dysfunctional family", // the simpsons
        
"foul-mouthed rude family", //the osbournes
        
"young violent elementary school kids", //south park
        
"attractive alien-seeking fbi agents", //x-files
        
"extreme ninja mutants", //teenage mutant ninja turtles
        
"underachieving idiot friends", //beavis and butthead
        
"twenty-something single sextet", //friends
        
"powerful collectible animals", //pokemon
        
"", //skooters
        
"mucle-bound confident action hero", //arnold schwarzeneggar
        
"", //backstreet boys
        
"straight-talking rude judge", //simon from american idol
        
"island-bound back-stabbing half-naked people", //survivor
        
"controversial redneck talk show host", //jerry springer
        
"singing dancing high school students", //grease
        
"cute japanese pets", //hello kitty
        
"spanish-speaking junk-food-eating dog", //taco bell dog
        
"surfing beer-loving dog", //spuds mckenzie
        
"transforming warrior robots", //transformers
        
"sexy young singer", //madonna and/or britney spears
        
"beauty-marked supermodel actress", //cindy crawford
        
"goof-ball punk rockers", //blink 182
        
"rich californian high school students", //beverly hills 90210
        
"constantly-breaking-up-and-getting-back-together mature teenagers", //dawson's creek
        
"whiny jewish new yorkers ", // the beastie boys
        
"controversial white rapper", // eminem
        
"whacky sincere puppets", // the muppets
        
"adventurous young wizards", // harry potter
        
"fist-fighting world-travelling treasure hunter", // indiana jones
        
"perverted slacker pranksters", // the jerky boys
        
"big-breasted fit lifeguards", // baywatch
        
"tough law-breaking cops", // nypd blue
        
"smart resourceful crime scene investigators", // CSI
        
"womanizing gadget-toting secret agent", // james bond
        
"galaxy-travelling overacting cowboys", // star trek
        
"self-abusing moronic jackasses", // jackass
        
"gross-out whacky weirdo", // tom green
        
"untalented asian singer", // that dude from american idol
        
"gruff-voiced boxing-glove-wearing cartoon character", // strongbad
        
"", //
        
"", //
        
"", //
        
"", //
    
);

    foreach (
$HITS as $hit)
    {
        if (
strlen($hit))
        {
            list(
$adj[], $adj[], $noun[]) = explode(' ', $hit, 3);
        }
    }

    
$nadj = count($adj) - 1;
    
$nnoun = count($noun) - 1;

    
$adj1 = $adj2 = $adj3 = $adj[rand(0, $nadj)];

    while (
$adj1 == $adj2)
    {
        
$adj2 = $adj[rand(0, $nadj)];
    }

    while (
$adj3 == $adj1 || $adj3 == $adj2)
    {
        
$adj3 = $adj[rand(0, $nadj)];
    }

    
$noun1 = $noun[rand(0, $nnoun)];

?>

everything goes in cycles. the goal of this code is to predict/create the next big pop culture icon, using the
descriptions of previous pop culture phenomenons. the next big thing could be:
<p>

<font size=+2 color=Red><?=$adj1?> <?=$adj2?> <?=$adj3?> <?=$noun1?></font>
<p>

<a href="/nextbigthing/">get next big thing</a>
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<a href="source.phps">source code</a>

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