"Software is like sex. It's better when it's free." -- Linus Torvalds "A chain is only as strong as its weakest link." -- Charles A. Lindberg "Paranoia is a Virtue." -- Secure Programming for Linux and UNIX HOWTO "Hi, my name is Pete and I'm an OSSTMM user." -- Pete Herzog "The GNU people aren't evil." -- /usr/src/linux/Documentation/CodingStyle "There are always errors in real data." -- The AWK Programming Language "In disk space, nobody can hear your files scream." -- BOFH#1 "When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynif jvyy unir cevinpl." -- Anonymous